How the World Works Lately!

If a man cuts his finger off slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If a person smokes three packs a day
for 40 years and dies of lung cancer,
his family blames the Tobacco Company.

If your neighbor crashes
into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers
kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed person
sues the airline.

I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore.

So, if I die while I am in
front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill
Gates.